linguo IS dead

Louie: They’s throwing robots!
Linguo: They are throwing robots.
Legs: He’s disrespecting us. Shuttupa you face!
Linguo: Shut up your face!
Legs: Wassamatta you?
Louie: You aint so big.
Legs: Me and him are gonna whack you in the Labonza!
Linguo: Bad… grammar… overload. Error! Error! *blows up and lands near Homer*
Homer: *gasp* Linguo….. dead!?
Linguo: Linguo is dead. *shuts down*

too bad this last, best line is omitted from the video; another exchange not featured:

Lisa: Just lay still.
Linguo: Lie still!
Lisa: I knew that. Just testing.
Linguo: Sentence fragment.
Lisa: “Sentence fragment,” is also a sentence fragment!
Linguo: *glances from side to side* Must conserve battery. *shuts down*
– transcription from Everything2

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