“The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.” -Theodore Roosevelt

i have only seen this once on SNL and it was the best. celebrity. jeopardy. ever:

Sean Connery: (reading the categories): I’ve got to ask you about “The Penis Mightier”.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is “The Pen is Mightier.”

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It’s not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I’ve ordered devices like that before – wasted a pretty penny, I don’t mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I’ll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It’s not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There’s no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait…are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I’m not.

Sean Connery: Well, you’re sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

“i’m looking for someone for whom ‘intimacy’ means more than just sex and text messaging.” -Anonymous